"i know a guy who got nailed because there was a rumor that he wore dinosaur pajamas"
wonder if this is the “guy” kevin was referring to
and wonder if buzz started the “rumor”
home alone 3 should’ve been 2 hours of fuller battling terrifying old people and only taking breaks to drink his carbonated beverage of choice lbr
scaring the shit out of the delivery boy was kevin’s revenge for not bringing more cheese pizzas, not to mention a mere warm-up for his later sociopathic trauma performed against complete strangers
he wanted to punish that guy for something he clearly had no control over
think on that, just think on that
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Early announcement: Heavy Midnites is screening HOME ALONE in 35mm on December 20. Happy holidays!
required field trip for all following this blog
Title: Run Rudolph Run
Artist: Chuck Berry
Album: Run Rudolph Run / Merry Christmas Baby
Chuck Berry - Run Rudolph Run (1958)