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culkinator: i’m sorry but this may be the best dialogue exchange in the history of cinema i want “nice night for a neck injury” cross stitched onto a pillow
let’s not be too tough on uncle frank after all, he forgets his reading glasses for the trip, he’s going through a crisis, too
culkinator: that hat in my life, please omg this guy is such a grade-a douchebag ik ik, kevin terrifies him and we should feel bad, but even before, he’s commenting on his tip to kate wow at u, sir
culkinator: what a pipsqueak why doesn’t a cardboard cut-out of this picture exist i wanna run it on a miniature train in front of my window and fool people into thinking i’m having a lively party
culkinator: moochingwarwidows: saving da best for da last. beauty
culkinator: moochingwarwidows: dem overalls. so much denim anna looks like she’s about to go to Jurassic Park omg what is this delicious seed you have planted now i’m picturing the mccallisters getting free tix for jurassic park bc they know hammond (we know all rich people know each other lbr)
culkinator: Roberts Scott Blossom (March 25, 1924 – July 8, 2011) HOTTAYYY old man marley more like oh lawd fan-me amirite guys
90s90s90s: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York  (1992)   breakfast of champions
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